This is the Parody version of the Regular Show episode: Sleep Fighter.
Synopsis: The McCallister Family must help Buzz stop fighting in his sleep.
Script:
(It starts at night time in the McCallisters House. Everyone is asleep in their bed. The scene starts off in the bedroom, where Kevin, Jeff, Megan, and Linnie were sleeping)
Kevin McCallister: Mm. I made my family disappear.
Jeff McCallister: Kevin, you’re such a disease.
Megan McCallister: Kevin, you're completely helpless.
Linnie McCallister: You know, Kevin. You’re what the French call "Les Incompetents."
(The door opens and Buzz McCallister, who's also sleeping, comes in and starts punching Kevin which causes Jeff, Megan, and Linnie to wake up)
Jeff, Megan, and Linnie: (Gasps) Buzz? Buddy!
(Jeff, Megan, and Linnie jumps off their bed, and attempts to stop Buzz, but gets punched. They falls to the floor as Buzz tries to punch them again, but they rolls out of the way, and Kevin holds back Buzz's arms)
Kevin McCallister: Buzz, quit it!
(Buzz head-butts Kevin, kicks Jeff, Megan, and Linnie to the ground, and punches Kevin in the stomach. Kevin tackles Buzz to the ground but Buzz keeps fighting them. Scene goes to morning, Peter, Kate, Frank, and Leslie are humming and sees a skateboard ramp)
Kate McCallister: (Sighs) I thought I told them to clean this up.
(Peter, Kate, Frank, and Leslie looks up and sees their kids, who look beaten up, confronting Buzz McCallister in the living room)
Buzz McCallister: I don't know what happened!
Kevin McCallister: Yeah, right. You're just trying to prank us.
Buzz McCallister: It's not a prank!
Tracy McCallister: Yeah, well I’ve got a few bruised ribs because of you!
Sondra McCallister: You wouldn't stop hitting me until I pretended to be dead.
Brooke McCallister: You ripped all my favorite dresses!
Fuller McCallister: [holds his broken glasses] You smashed my glasses!
Heather McCallister: You just gave me a black eye
Rod McCallister: And how the heck did you get so strong?!?
Buzz McCallister: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to!
Kate McCallister: What's going on here?
Kevin McCallister: Buzz is beating us up in his sleep last night!
Linnie McCallister: Yeah! [pointing at her bruised face] He gave us a lot of scars and bruises!
Buzz McCallister: I wouldn't do that. I hate senseless violence. (The McCallister Kids look at him) I seriously can't remember fighting you guys!
Jeff McCallister: At this rate, he's gonna put us all in the hospital. Mom and Dad, We've gotta do something about this.
Peter McCallister: We?
Kevin McCallister: Yeah, it's a family problem, Mom and Dad. We all have to be in on this.
Frank McCallister: Nuh-uh. There’s no way we're getting involved in any of this. This is a "your" problem, not a "our" problem.
(Later that night at the McCallister home, Peter, Kate, Frank, and Leslie was sleeping in their bed when a sleepwalking Buzz opens the door, runs up to Peter, Kate, Frank, and Leslie and punches them while they're surprised; Scene goes to a beat-up Peter, Kate, Frank, and Leslie the next morning)
Leslie McCallister: (With a black eye) Okay, this is a family problem.
Kevin McCallister: Yeah it is. Rod lost a tooth last night.
Rod McCallister: (humiliated) I still don't know how he gets so strong...
Kevin McCallister: And Jeff, Megan, and Linnie won't go to sleep unless we barricade our bedroom door.
Megan McCallister: Sleep in the hallway if you want, it's your funeral!
Buzz McCallister: I don't know what's wrong with me. It's not like I want to hurt you guys.
Linnie McCallister: Yeah, well you obviously have no control over yourself while you're sleep fighting.
Sondra McCallister: Your sleep strength is at least triple than your normal strength. And none of us are safe until we get you to stop. We gotta find out what's causing your problem and take it head on.
Buzz McCallister: (worried) W-What if I can't be fixed? Am I just gonna be a sleep fighting freak for the rest of my life?!
Kevin McCallister: Don't worry Buzz. We won't give up until you're cured.
Buzz McCallister: Thanks guys, you're the best.
(Scene goes to later that night outside of the McCallister house, the McCallisters are all in the garage; it goes to a tied up Buzz on his bed and a walkie-talkie is on his nightstand)
Kevin McCallister: (On the walkie-talkie) Buzz, can you hear me?
Buzz McCallister: Loud and clear, Kevin.
Kevin McCallister: (In the garage with the others) Okay, we're gonna get started.
Buzz McCallister: Wait, I understand the ropes, (A bunch of cameras are seen all around his room) but what's with all these cameras for? (He's seen on five tv screens in the garage) You're not gonna do anything weird to me, right?
Kevin McCallister: Relax. We're just gonna watch you sleep.
Frank McCallister: We think your sleep fighting is being caused by night terrors. If we can find out what kind of dreams you're having, we might be able to cure you.
Buzz McCallister: But what if I break out and hurt you guys again?
Peter McCallister: Don't worry. We pad locked the house from the outside.
Kevin McCallister: Plus you have to get through Jeff and he's wearing a police dog-attack suit that we found in the trash.
(Jeff is seen flexing his arms to test the suit)
Jeff McCallister: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Linnie McCallister: (On the walkie-talkie) There's no way you can get to us!
Kevin McCallister: (On the walkie-talkie) Okay, here we go. Buzz. (Goes to the garage) And.... (He presses a button on the keyboard that plays lullaby music on the walkie-talkie)
Buzz McCallister: Ugh, what is this junk- (He falls asleep and starts snoring)
(A montage of the McCallister Family waiting for something to happen. Peter and Kate took first watch. Kevin was outside the garage, hitting Jeff's suit with a bat to test it out. Megan and Linnie watched the camera, then Tracy, Sondra, Brooke, and Fuller, then Rod and Heather, and finally Frank and Leslie watched drinking the cups of coffee. They noticed something strange as Buzz waking up)
Frank McCallister: You guys, wake up. (Everyone woke up and ran to the screens) I think he's dreaming.
(The screen shows Buzz moving around and talking in his sleep)
Leslie McCallister: Turn up the volume.
(Frank turns the volume up)
Buzz McCallister: No, get off of me! Let go!
Kate McCallister: Whatever he's seeing, it's intense.
(Buzz struggles against the ropes and breaks them and gets out of the bed)
Kevin McCallister: (Gasps) He's breaking loose!
(Buzz, who's now sleep fighting, pushes a camera over and then knocks out one of the cameras since one of the five tv screens go static and the family gasp)
Buzz McCallister: I'm gonna turn your face into a meatball pizza!
(He picks up a camera and throws it at a camera that's on the ceiling, causing it to go static as well, he then knocks out the remanding cameras and all of the screens go static)
Fuller: Look!
(One of the screens shows the room but then goes back to static)
Jeff McCallister: Where's Buzz?
(The screen then' goes to the ground, goes static, then goes to the outside of the McCallister home, goes static, then to the tree in the front yard, goes static, and finally goes to the everyone in the garage watching the screen; they turn and see a sleeping Buzz, who has the camera wrapped around him, head towards them)
Kevin McCallister: You're on, Jeff.
Jeff McCallister: Please don't make me-
(The others push him out of the garage and close the door, Buzz walks up to Jeff who whimpers; it goes to the family in the garage watching as Jeff is beat up by his big brother, the fighting is heard and Jeff is screaming, all of them wince and close their eyes )
Jeff McCallister: Not the face!
Kevin McCallister: Oh! Sorry, Jeff.
Jeff McCallister: The suit's not working! UGGGAAAHHHH!!
(More punching and screaming is heard and the torn up suit is thrown at the window; Scene goes to morning and Jeff is moaning, laying on the coach with a ice bag on his head while the others surround him)
Jeff McCallister: Thanks a lot guys, for being such great spectators! (He throws the ice bag at Rod who catches it)
Brooke McCallister: I hope we figure this out soon. I don't know how much more of this I can take.
Kevin McCallister: So what's Plan B?
Buzz McCallister: Plan B is to say "Bye, bye, Buzz McCallister". (Buzz is holding two bags)
Kevin McCallister: What? Where are you going?
Buzz McCallister: Some place far away where I can't hurt you guys anymore, I'm leaving Winnetka.
Kevin McCallister: What?!
Megan McCallister: Buzz, you can't leave! You're our brother!
Frank McCallister: You gotta let us try to help you!
Kate McCallister: We just got started!
Buzz McCallister: And I'm ending it! I can't risk you all getting hurt because of me. It's best to just give up. Goodbye, guys.
Fuller McCallister: (coming down the stairs) Wait! I was going over the surveillance tapes from last night. There's something you guys gotta see.
(Scene cuts to the computer. An ostrich is kicking a ball and then kicks a guy standing by in the groin. Everyone laughs in the background except Buzz)
Fuller McCallister: Ok, ok. That's not what I wanted to show you guys. Check this out. (the footage is being rewound in a strange way.)
Leslie McCallister: Hmm. Could be a technical glitch.
Peter McCallister: No, wait. Can you get a closer look, Fuller?
(Fuller zooms in on that shot.)
Kate McCallister: What's that? Off Buzz's sweat?
(Fuller captures a piece of sweat. There appears to be something weird on it.)
Fuller McCallister: Let me enhance the resolution.
(He does so. The sweat then reveals some strange looking creatures. Everyone is in complete shock.)
Kevin McCallister: Creepy.
Linnie McCallister: Whoa.
Megan McCallister: What is that?
Jeff McCallister: The camera must have picked up some remnants of your dream.
(Buzz backs away)
Kate McCallister: Do you recognize these things?
Buzz McCallister: Oh no, bro!
(The flashback starts with Buzz's Girlfriend's sister kiss her baby on the cheek)
Buzz's Girlfriend's Sister: Goodbye sweetie. (Picks up the suitcase) Mommy loves you.
Buzz's Girlfriend: We'll be gone until tomorrow night. Are you sure you can handle this, Buzz?
Buzz McCallister: Come on, babe. I can take care of a little baby. Go have fun with your sister at your curling tournament.
Buzz's Girlfriend: Okay.
(The two start kissing each other)
Buzz's Girlfriend: Miss you, Buzz McCallister. (She start to walk away)
Buzz McCallister: Miss you, too, bring home the gold! (He grabs the TV remote from the baby while she was chewing it) Alright, time to switch on the real babysitter.
(He turns on the TV to see the strange purple creatures called Huggstables )
Huggstable #1: Wait, mister bank robber, don't you wanna play?
Robber: (scared) You Huggstables stay away from me!
Huggstable #1: I know, let's give him a hug!
(The four Huggstables cheer)
Buzz McCallister: Pfft, next.
(He pressed a button and changed the channel where a show "DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!" was shown.)
TV Announcer: DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! (The car flew and exploded in the TV) The world's gnarliest crash pits!
Buzz McCallister: Alright!
(Tina suddenly starts to cry which distracts Buzz)
Buzz McCallister: Are you sick, hungry, you make a mess in your diaper?
(The Baby continues to cry as Buzz changes back to the Huggstables chasing the Robber)
Robber: No, get back!
All: (They hug the Robber) Hugs.
(The Baby starts to clap her hands happily as Buzz sighs. On the TV the robber is trying to break free but he is too late they turn him into glitter)
Huggstables #2: Ooooh, now he's beautiful glitter! (Giggles) Let's sing the glitter song!
All Huggstables: Glitter Shimmer, glitter glitter shining.
Buzz McCallister: (Groans) Creepy.
Huggstable #3: (points at a troll) Oh no, more twouble.
All: Huggstables hug!
(They run up to the terrified troll and hug him, turning him into glitter too. They start to laugh and so does the baby)
Buzz McCallister: Why won't they stop hugging people?!
(Buzz looks at the Baby as she starts to laugh happily then turns around to the TV a little unnerved)
Huggstable #4: Hug time!
(They hug a man)
Man: Help me...
(The man turns into glitter and the Huggstables all laugh as Buzz groans uneasily with one of his eyes twitching)
Huggstable #1: Wanna hug?
(Buzz's eyes become wide with horror to hear the word echoing as the flashback ends)
Buzz McCallister: It was awful! I tried to turn it off, but every time I did, The baby would start crying again. They played all eight seasons; two hundred and fifty seven episodes back to back. When my girlfriend and her sister and family came back the next day, I was curled up and crying on the floor.
Kevin McCallister: It sounds like that show messed you up pretty bad.
Kate McCallister: That must be what's causing your nightmares.
Buzz McCallister: How do I get them out of my head?!
Frank McCallister: (Turns around at his kids) Hey, guys, you still have that dream catcher I let you borrow when you were having those giant spider nightmares?
Fuller McCallister: Yeah! There's giant chickens now, but it's not as scary.
Leslie McCallister: Good. We have a plan.
(We skip the scene to see Buzz asleep tied up on the stair banister as the family are holding the giant dream catcher)
Frank McCallister: So when I give the word, tilt the dream catcher towards Buzz and it will draw out the nightmares.
Brooke McCallister: Cool! I usually miss this part because I'm asleep.
(Buzz started to snore. In his dream he was falling in a purple vortex and landed in the colorful playroom and looks around. Suddenly he heard the door nob to see a Huggstable open the door)
Buzz McCallister: Oh no!
Huggstable #1: Do you want a hug? (Turns around to call the others) Come on friends, let's give him a hug!
(Five more of them appeared and they all started laughing chasing him as the terrified Buzz runs)
Buzz McCallister: No! No! NO! (As he tries to run for his life but too late one of the Huggstables hug behind him while the other hugs him on the leg as Buzz trips over while the rest of them are about to hug him) Get off me, you freaks!
(All of the Huggstables continuing to hug him as Buzz was buried in the hug. Meanwhile Buzz begins to dream and starts shrieking for help)
Leslie McCallister: Now!
(As the family lift the dream catcher the bright light pink appears out of the dream catcher and aim towards Buzz causing all of the Huggstables to come out of his dream)
Jeff McCallister: It's working!
(As the bright light pink continues to make them all come out more of them are still coming out of Buzz as the dream catcher begins to full)
Sondra McCallister: Why are there so many?!
Kevin McCallister: Buzz watched eight seasons worth!
(As the unaccountable number of Hugstabbles begins filling up the beam, they start to pop out from the beam)
Tracy McCallister: There's too many of 'em!
(Tracy look down to see one the Huggstables hug her leg and starts lift her leg and flew it away)
Huggstable #2: Weee!
(The dream catcher suddenly getting full the net went straight the wall and brakes the net and all the purple dream creatures hit the wall)
Frank and Leslie: Uh-oh...
(All of the Huggstables begins to laugh as they are about to hug the McCallister Family but they manages to fight them back while Frank and Leslie runs away)
Huggstable #3: (Wants to hug Linnie) Hugs!
(Linnie punches her while Megan uses her chair and hits the three of them to save Jeff)
Megan McCallister: Hug this! (Starts hitting them as Jeff got out while the three Huggstables started to hug a chair, Frank and Leslie arrive the with gym bag and threw it to the groups with dream catcher weapons inside)
Frank McCallister: Grab a weapon!
(The group pick up their weapons. Kevin grabs the tennis ball racket dream catcher)
Kevin McCallister: Cool.
(Kevin runs towards the Huggstables and swings the racket dream catcher on the Huggstables, Kate and Peter uses a bow and arrow dream catcher to fire at the Huggstables the dream catcher pops out of the arrow and sucks it inside)
Jeff McCallister: Uncle Frank and Aunt Leslie, why you have all this stuff?
Leslie McCallister: What can I say? When you grow up and become old like us, you have some pretty crazy dreams.
(The two run around in the living room about to fire their weapons trapping the Huggstables, Linnie with her dream catcher gun fires at the two Huggstables, Fuller with the dream catcher mirror traps two Huggstables while Frank and Leslie runs yelling, a Huggstable hugs Megan. Jeff with his blow dart dream catcher fires at the Huggstable saving Megan. Later, Kevin swings the racket trapping one Huggstable as he tries to trap another one, the dream catcher bounce the Huggstable)
Kevin McCallister: Shoot, it's full!
Five Huggstables: (Running towards Kevin) Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs, Hugs!
(A giant dream catcher net appears out of nowhere trapping five of them, which turns out to be Linnie laughing and blows the gun, Suddenly one of the Huggstable appears in front of her and hugs her on the floor)
Linnie McCallister: Gah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
Jeff and Megan: Linnie!
(Jeff grabs Linnie while Megan grabs the Huggstable and lift it high as Frank with his dream catcher harpoon fire at the Huggstable)
Huggstable #4: Hugs!
(The dreams catcher finally trap the last one)
Brooke McCallister: Did we get them all?
(Suddenly they heard a stomping noises and they turned around to see a shadowy figure which revealed to be a giant pink Huggstable)
Huggstable Leader: Want a hug?
(Jeff fires the small dream catcher tries to trap it but it hit the leader and no effect)
Kevin McCallister: We're out of dream catchers!
Peter McCallister: No. There's still one left.
(Everyone runs outside and gets into Van as the giant Huggstable crash through the house outside. Everyone looked at the dream catcher on a string on the van's mirror.)
Kevin McCallister: Mom and Dad, this dream catcher is way too small!
Peter McCallister: I wasn't talking about that dream catcher.
(As the van starts continuing charging toward the leader, the camera cuts to see a skateboard ramp in the front yard)
Heather McCallister: Ugh, Guys, we supposed to put that ramp away!
Kate McCallister: You're gonna be glad they didn't. (To Peter) Pull the Brake and Hang on!
(Peter pulls the brake and accelerates the van towards the ramp and flew in the air revealing that the last dream catcher is under the van and landed on the leader trapped her inside the dream catcher as the van swirls and crashes into the broken wall of the house)
Buzz McCallister: (Wakes up) Uh... Wha.. (The McCallisters come out of the van as Peter and Kate untied the ropes freeing him) I had the weirdest dream. (To Peter) You were in it, (To Kate) and you were in it. (To Rod) You weren't, Rodd.
Kevin McCallister: Sounds like you're cured.
Buzz McCallister: You got those things out of my head? I really owe you guys, big time.
Kate McCallister: Don't mention it. Now, let's all go get some sleep.
Fuller McCallister: But before we do, group hug?
Kevin McCallister: Uh... No thanks, Fuller.
(Ends)