Teenager who says words and breathes oxygen. I'm like most people who know Home Alone; I like the originals best. But if you like the new ones better, I'm okay with that. I like Macaulay Culkin/Kevin McCallister best although I don't like how Culkin is now. He was a cool kid in the movies, what happened?
Ignore that, I now go by the username RubySundrop, been doing so for over a year actually. Macaulay Culkin is awesome on Twitter. I don't even remember the last time I watched the new movies, which aren't even new. I don't care about Disney+ though and I find this theory a fascination.